Microwaved fish

It's called White Pizza, right? Doesn't that mean it supposed to look white? I always thought white pizza was cheese and garlic, that's it. Once it's cooked it's white.

I saw a white pizza today. It was green. On purpose.

It had broccoli and spinach on it.

**We interrupt this pizza question with a small annoyed man**I'm all for eating healthy, and I won't knock anyone who does it, but please tell me why you are ordering a pizza with vegetables on it. Hellooooo? Oxymoron, anyone?**Now back to your regularly scheduled question**

Now, a white pizza is supposed to be white, not green. The problem is not the color, the problem is in the re-heating of this pizza. Whoever the genius is that decided to put broccoli on a pizza must have never had leftovers.

Or worked in an office.

With a microwave.

Reheating broccoli is like reheating fish. Are you trying to kill us with stink?!?!

I move that we put a moratorium on reheating broccoli and fish in microwaves while other human beings are within olfactory distance.