Introductions

The Lumpy
I am The Lumpy. I'm a 28 year old new father of one and author of LumpysOddyssey.blogspot.com. As my profile states I am what you would call a socially acceptable schizophrenic although I like to think of myself more as a court jester. Unlike the negative press they have received over the years Jesters were actually very wise and often helped to advise the king. They; however, always did so using humor. When the king is angry only The Fool may speak freely. Long Live The Fool!!

Mr. Quint
I would like to you all to meet Mr. Quint. Mr. Quint is a long time friend of The Lumpy. In fact we grew up together. Where as the Lumpy is schizophrenic, Mr. Quint is a paradox. He is simultaneously both Adult male and child. He also happens to be one very good writer. Should you dear reader have the opportunity please ask Mr. Quint if he "Smells what The Rock is cooking?".

Mrs. Hippolyta
Some of you may already be acquainted with Mrs. Hippolyta through The Lumpys other blog. Mrs. Hippolyta is The Lumpys wife. And to that end she is a sad and sorry creature deserving of much pity and softly spoken encouraging words. This is because the Lumpy is nearly as bad in real life as he is on his blog and thus Mrs. Hippolyta constantly finds herself barraged with all sorts of slanders and practical jokes. An excellent writer in her own right she has a lovely blog if somewhat sparsely updated at hipbullets.blogspot.com.

Ok. And without further adieu I give you Mr. Quint, and Mrs. Hippolyta.

Let the games begin dear readers.