Man-Hands

Normally I'm not one to look for Seinfeld-like situations in real life, but I just shook hands with a woman who has gigantic hands.

How do you get hands bigger than a baseball glove? Do you drink some kind of hand-growning special elixer? Was she the victim of a Neville Longbottom curse gone wrong? These things were monstrous!

I've shaken (is that right? shaken? shook?) hands with many people in my life, and some had huge hands (Big Show, if you smell what I'm cookin'), but this woman had man-hands. That's just not right.