Partial public nudity

It's windy and rainy today. Why is it really windy and rainy when I have to wear a tie and drive around all day?

I was going to post this in the comments part of the last post, but it deserves it's own space. LOST IS THE BEST SHOW. EVER. I watched it for two hours last night. I could still be sitting there watching it (granted, I do have a mini fridge right next to my favorite recliner, which has cupholders in it...). Multi-layered, easter-eggs galore, hot women, my favorite place in the world - the beach, and then last night...oh last night. The hatch! Desmond! "Are you him?" What is going on?!?!

For anyone who watches the show - remember Ethan Rom? His name's an anagram - for "Other Man." Who is this Desmond guy? And check this out - DEsMONd. Hmmm. I could go on for days, but I have a much more important topic at hand....

When is it appropriate to stop breat feeding your child? One year old? Two years old? Five?

I was standing around in a waiting room yesterday (it couldn't have been a sitting room, because there was no place to sit) and a little girl came out looking for her mom. The girl was no older than five, but I'm positive she was older than three. Old enough to talk, and for me to understand her (you know how kids go through that stage where only the parents understand them? Well, I understood this kid, so...). Very clearly, the kid said she was hungry. And mom was more than happy to oblige. Mom had no other children in tow, and didn't look as if she recently had a child, but was wearing one of those shirts that snaps open so you can breast-feed.

*snap*snap*snap*The shirt was undone, the boob was whipped out, and the kid went to town on the thing.

If you're old enough to have teeth, shouldn't you be using them?

Other stuff:

• The San Diego Padres won their division. They aren't even going to have a winning record. They're so bad, the Bills could beat them - with JP Losman pitching!
• Kate Moss checked into rehab. Someone give her a cheeseburger while she's there.
• The House of Representatives is "plotting a new strategy" after speaker Tom DeLay was indicted. I'm sorry, but I really don't like the idea of our government officials "plotting" anything. Sounds sinister, like some kind of mystery novel or film noir, doesn't it? Shouldn't they be passing laws or governing, not plotting?
• Headline on CNN: "Gas prices rising." No crap.